Laughter Time

Two Columbia Yuppies, neighbors for years, were constantly trying to "out-status" each other. The first man mentioned that his daughter had just been accepted at Vassar. "That's nice," replied the other, "but the main thing the girls really learn there is fornication." The first man became irate and said, "I'll have you know my wife attended Vassar!" The neighbor smiled and said, "Take it from me, Pal, your
wife certainly could use a refresher course."


The attractive young thing was about to go to bed with her blind date
when she burst into tears. "I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea
about me," she said between sobs. "I'm really not that kind of girl!"
"I believe ya," her date said, as he tried to comfort her. "You're
the first one," she gulped. "The first one to make love to you?" he
asked. "No!" she replied. "The first one to believe me."

What do you call a guy with a one inch p*nis?
Justin.

What did the Indian say when the pr*stitute tied a knot in his pecker?
"How come!"

What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
Let everyone else go first!

Why did the priest get AIDS?
He forgot to clean his organ between hymns!

The earthworm comes equipped with both male and female sex organs.
Now there's a creature who really can go f*ck himself.

A female teacher with a great figure was starting her junior high
class on a unit on astronomy. She asked the class which part of the
Universe interested them most. A boy in the front row immediately
replied, "Uranus!"


Said a specialty hooker named Jean,
Who made the Jacuzzi her scene,
"A rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub
Not only come close, they come clean.'

Hom*sexual: One who has s*x only in his own residence

She was only a Tailor's daughter, and she sure could give tit for tat.

Confucius say man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.

Confucius say woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

Sociologists do it with class.

Keep on LOLling.